Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
it glows. i had to have it.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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