He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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