Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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