1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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