once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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