If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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