the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he just fucked me for my cheese.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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