Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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