bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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