I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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