need another drink. this is the easiest way
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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