Don't you send me to vm
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
