That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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