Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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