He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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