My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
