So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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