I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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