You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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