Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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