Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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