We should be called the Road Head Warriors
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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