this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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