The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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