dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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