Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Randomize