it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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