Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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