i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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