so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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