I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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