In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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