Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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