Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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