i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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