we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Someone signed my nipple.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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