When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out