whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
third nipple confirmed
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.