Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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