But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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