whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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