ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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