so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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