Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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