I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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