I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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