they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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