I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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