Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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