haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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