I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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