Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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