...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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